First journal in like a month.. I need to start posing more often :3

You know, as lame as this sounded I had to try it.

GOOGLE MEME! Answer the following questions.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.

Jake Needs Money For a Hooker. ... I do?

Jake looks like the annoying drunk guy that has to cram himself in every picture at either a wedding or a party. I'm drunk so why would I care?

Jake says he's not ready to marry. O.o marry who?

Jake wants children. Wtf?

Jake does yoga.

Jake hates the truth

Jake asks for porn

Jake likes gravy

Jake eats a piranha. Mmm fishies?

Jake wears tighty whities. bitch please

Jake was arrested for causing someone to die. O.o

Jake loves his Reeses Pieces. Mmm chocolate.